We’re gonna need another sign, Bob.

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

just one?

how not to tell someone their std test results

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

up? down? sideways

write the next line of this story

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this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

you will pay for your betrayal