The real hands are dual wielding gold plated .50cal Dessert Eagles.

I have a big head, and little arms :/

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.

Domino’s Pizza Ethiopia Branch

God works in mysterious ways

Financial advice from Terry Crews.

One Fear

Boys with facial hair

Never turn your back on the ocean.

Did you just assume my gender?

Oni-san!!!!

Sorry about this.

The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables

There’s a snake in my….

It’s so sad that good people like him have to suffer. #prayforWW

Who the fuck puts kids in debt for school lunch?