I feel alone and content, honestly.

I feel alone and content, honestly.

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

all is not well in waffleville

all is not well in waffleville

let’s break bread together

let’s break bread together

the followed the instructions given

the followed the instructions given

dolphinsarecool!3

dolphinsarecool!3

turtle burglar

robot vacuum issues

robot vacuum issues

beefy

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

you’ve got time

you’ve got time

whatever you do, don’t turn around

whatever you do, don’t turn around

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

Quentin Tarantino makes the jump to television because he suddenly hates movies

Quentin Tarantino makes the jump to television because he suddenly hates movies

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…