Game on, brother.

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

books are priceless treasures

dramatic reading by 5 year old

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

peekaboo for adults

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

did you know e.t. had a last name?

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

the world is ready to see me at my worst

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

he can’t hear you!

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…