good thing he’s not an italian plumber, then

this is fine

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

trust the science

Mario Memes because Chris pratt is here to ruin your childhood!

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

girlfriend bread

how much extra would you pay for this?

cookie monster is an ambush predator

this is my emotional support steak

coincidence? i think not!

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

when you have to roll with the lie

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

algebra is like onion pie