stab the crab

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Passive aggressive instructions

A Venezuelan smartass

I nominate Mr. Trump.

No need for parking sensors when you got these

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Astronauts playing with their food

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

I… I guess thanks?

The price is savage

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Ultimate noms.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.