Get this girl a whistle and a job.

Do not leave children unattended at Whole Foods.

Not All Squirrels Go To Heaven

My mom asked to borrow my laptop...

Morgan Freeman showing Oprah he's not Samuel L. Jackson

Never grow up..

Google Glass.

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR LABEL MAKER HANDY

America is racist

"I miss you." - Cookie

Battle of the sexes.

Father of the Year.

Critics.

It really is that simple.

Blessed bacon.

Dude I'm sitting right next to her.