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Don’t miss the rest of the story.

Don't miss the rest of the story.
Allow me to become analogous…
Allow me to become analogous…
Made a good pic though…
Made a good pic though…
Do you even know me?
Do you even know me?
Just keep swimming…
Just keep swimming…
Matt Damon circa 12 years old.
Matt Damon circa 12 years old.
*sips broth*
*sips broth*
Your insurance bill is due…
Your insurance bill is due…
Driven by love.
Driven by love.
When your BF leaves and you can finally let ‘er rip.
When your BF leaves and you can finally let ‘er rip.
A Very Gummy Centipede…
A Very Gummy Centipede…
Where are they now?
Where are they now?
Rowling, we get it. Chill.
Rowling, we get it. Chill.
*consuming intensifies*
*consuming intensifies*
What’s the point…? Might as well have a stack of Schrutebucks.
What’s the point…? Might as well have a stack of Schrutebucks.
Meet Kinessa Johnson, a US army veteran woman who hunts poachers.
Meet Kinessa Johnson, a US army veteran woman who hunts poachers.
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Congratulations…
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
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Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
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Decisions, decisions…
Join the conversation
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Hands.
Hands.
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But why?!
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
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Mhm…