just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

I’m a fan of empirical evidence.

I’m a fan of empirical evidence.

Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.

Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.

Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old

Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old

Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.

Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.

Reelly?

Putting up with the void.

Putting up with the void.

It was a simpler time

It was a simpler time

I <3 Daylight

Make them stop. #bandads

Make them stop. #bandads

Goddammit, Susan.

Goddammit, Susan.

Sushi is art.

Opossums are not pets. Opossum me wrong.

Opossums are not pets. Opossum me wrong.

Wait just a 2nd…

Wait just a 2nd…

We’re gonna what now?

We’re gonna what now?