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When the water shuts off mid shower and you’re already 20 min late for work.

When the water shuts off mid shower and you're already 20 min late for work.
Learn to code in 15 minutes!
Learn to code in 15 minutes!
Never trust an escalator.
Never trust an escalator.
So far a little off track…
So far a little off track…
Have one more olive, we must.
Have one more olive, we must.
How to not get arrested
How to not get arrested
RIP In Peace
RIP In Peace
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Words.
Words.
Outlook not so good
Outlook not so good
Losing the game.
Losing the game.
Fabulous Texas weather patterns.
Fabulous Texas weather patterns.
Travel the world.
Travel the world.
Dedication at its finest
Dedication at its finest
Kids do the darndest things.
Kids do the darndest things.
I KILL them
I KILL them
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
good+question
good question
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
left+swipe
left swipe
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR