Star Wars Taxidermy. This would be found in my house.

You don’t want this, girl.

He’s not wrong

Powdered garbage

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Work smarter not harder.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Please do not actually kill people.

Snail teeth

Play Football With Me, Father!

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Perfect camouflage

Drink more water.

Maine Coon papa’s

Bitcoin finally explained

When your mom calls you pretty.