Turtles get zoomies, too.

Turtles get zoomies, too.

the wind came out of nowhere!

the wind came out of nowhere!

Inflation Sucks

Inflation Sucks

If You Ever Feel Like A Fraud, Just Know That You Are

If You Ever Feel Like A Fraud, Just Know That You Are

The Real Matrix

The Real Matrix

Learning The Sad Reality I Can’t Be Paid To Play CoD In My Underwear Eating Chips

Learning The Sad Reality I Can’t Be Paid To Play CoD In My Underwear Eating Chips

Red Bull Really Does Give You Wings

Red Bull Really Does Give You Wings

Nothing Is More Accurate. Nothing.

Nothing Is More Accurate. Nothing.

I’ll Take Useless Liberal Arts Degree for $1,000

I’ll Take Useless Liberal Arts Degree for $1,000

Side Sleepers Rejoice

Side Sleepers Rejoice

Five Fingered Discount = Priceless

Five Fingered Discount = Priceless

Don’t Make Me Have To Text

Don’t Make Me Have To Text

they’re the same thing

they’re the same thing

Don’t Mind My Disgusting Self

Don’t Mind My Disgusting Self

I Can’t See *%$^!

I Can’t See *%$^!

sometimes you have to elevate yourself

sometimes you have to elevate yourself