stay on multiple tasks

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

dinner and show

dinner and show

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

you had a good run

you had a good run

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