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the humblest of critters

the humblest of critters
truth
truth
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
stops for ducks, still wins gold
stops for ducks, still wins gold
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
time is money
time is money
didn’t ask, but not upset
didn’t ask, but not upset
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
the things influencers will do for a picture…
the things influencers will do for a picture…
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
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Words
Words
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…