just buy oreos, they never let you down

Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.

*chuckles* I’m in danger…

Beware the giants, though…

True to nature…

*prepares pokeball*

Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings 🇩🇰

A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.

Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…

It was worth a try, probably.

Billy is the low-tech weather all I didn’t know I needed.

Moms get bored, at times.

Bring your kids to work day did not go well.

Dodge ALL the bullets…

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

You can’t even handle me, damnit.