Absolute slime units ðŸŒ.

Absolute slime units ðŸŒ.

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has