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The bear, it gets me…

The bear, it gets me...

by liz climo

I didn’t choose the thug life.
I didn’t choose the thug life.
Jiggle! Jiggle!
Jiggle! Jiggle!
Best. Party. Ever.
Best. Party. Ever.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
Back in my day…
Back in my day…
Beards.
Beards.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
… and diet soda, please.
… and diet soda, please.
Smashing!
Smashing!
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
I struggle with my laziness.
I struggle with my laziness.
The morning is so beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
Old McDonald had a farm.
Old McDonald had a farm.
Rice is great.
Rice is great.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
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Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Hands.
Hands.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Join the conversation
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Yep…
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Congratulations…
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Decisions, decisions…
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I CHOOSE YOU!
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.