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Mommy Muscle Memory

Have you seen my corns?
Have you seen my corns?
*hisses in 🥒*
*hisses in 🥒*
The woolen cadaver.
The woolen cadaver.
tale as old as time.
tale as old as time.
I am nothing but a small spoon deep down.
I am nothing but a small spoon deep down.
How much could a banana cost?
How much could a banana cost?
Based on real life.
Based on real life.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
BAE! STAAAHP!
BAE! STAAAHP!
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
…could you not?
…could you not?
BURN THE BUILDING
BURN THE BUILDING
Hello, Kevin.
Hello, Kevin.
Words.
Words.
Marketing from Starbucks on theme.
Marketing from Starbucks on theme.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction