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stomaching the truth

Who left the elf unattended?
Who left the elf unattended?
I choose the dark Lorde!
I choose the dark Lorde!
When Santa slays…
When Santa slays…
Don’t worry it’s probably satire.
Don’t worry it’s probably satire.
I cry every tiem.
I cry every tiem.
Some might call it an infestation.
Some might call it an infestation.
A cat lady was chosen.
A cat lady was chosen.
Here’s your sign. – Jeff Foxworthy, probably.
Here’s your sign. – Jeff Foxworthy, probably.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
And my vote…
And my vote…
*happiness squawking*
*happiness squawking*
Beware the navy crustaceans.
Beware the navy crustaceans.
You’ve been thwapped.
You’ve been thwapped.
Friendship Gomez.
Friendship Gomez.
Detect this.
Detect this.
And+my+pickax%21
And my pickax!
%23makechinasewmore
#makechinasewmore
Raised+By+Collies%2C+This+Lamb+Thinks+She+Is+A+Dog
Raised By Collies, This Lamb Thinks She Is A Dog
Susan+can+get+it%21
Susan can get it!
Join the conversation
Get+forged.
Get forged.
When+it%26%238217%3Bs+triple+digits.
When it’s triple digits.
When+your+accountant+brother+helps+with+taxes%26%238230%3B
When your accountant brother helps with taxes…
Maximize+your+lumber.
Maximize your lumber.
This+is+FedEX%26%238217%3Bs+first+ever+delivery+van
This is FedEX’s first ever delivery van
Words.
Words.
House+vs+Home
House vs Home
Just+wait+till+they+inform+you+of+the+divorce+you+caused.
Just wait till they inform you of the divorce you caused.