Feeling Lucky?

storm cloud looks like ocean wave

I’m late for work!
I’m late for work!
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Vocabulary in infomercials.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
That mini heart attack.
That mini heart attack.
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
Sad, but true.
Sad, but true.
That’s okay…
That’s okay…
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
One does not simply walk into…
One does not simply walk into…
I knew it!
I knew it!
Exercise!
Exercise!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
Heaven.
Heaven.
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.