Straight to the point

Bollywood physics!

Rio 2016

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

Metaphorical Observation

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Predicting the future

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

That explains a lot

When you catch two deaf kids roastin’ each other

I don;’t have an anger problem…

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

I’ve lost all hope for the future

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.

Nailed it… all the way back in ’97