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The time to cook is now, bitch.

The time to cook is now, bitch.
What makes a family.
What makes a family.
Words.
Words.
Toast timer.
Toast timer.
Doing some home renovations…
Doing some home renovations…
Words.
Words.
Do not exit plane during flight.
Do not exit plane during flight.
My favorite kind of vegetable.
My favorite kind of vegetable.
Hedgehog mauls a carrot.
Hedgehog mauls a carrot.
Have you found Cheesus?
Have you found Cheesus?
How I spend time in the shower.
How I spend time in the shower.
I’m a four letter word…
I’m a four letter word…
I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.
I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.
How to troll your kids.
How to troll your kids.
What people think it’s like sharing a bed with pets…
What people think it’s like sharing a bed with pets…
Fact-tastic.
Fact-tastic.
Just+a+thought
Just a thought
All+grown+up
All grown up
If+Batman+Had+Family+Car+Stickers
If Batman Had Family Car Stickers
Too+bad+my+computer%26%238217%3Bs+too+wimpy+to+play+fallout+4.
Too bad my computer’s too wimpy to play fallout 4.
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Some+men%26%238230%3B
Some men…
Seriously%2C+What+The+Hell+Disney%3F
Seriously, What The Hell Disney?
Even+in+my+sleep+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+slob.
Even in my sleep I’m a slob.
But+Having+A+Period+Can%26%238217%3Bt+Be+That+Bad
But Having A Period Can’t Be That Bad
People+Need+to+Follow+the+Script
People Need to Follow the Script
Dads+Can%26%23039%3Bt+Help+It
Dads Can't Help It
You+live+with+your+mom%3F+Eww
You live with your mom? Eww
Happy+little+legos
Happy little legos