If I can do it, anybody can.

i can never show my face in public again

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

gonna need to step outside for a second

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

you had a good run

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walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

popsicles

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

so warm and cozy

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?