his marriage was work

How I prefer getting bad news.

Should you trust a Yelp review?

Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone

Best secret passage ever.

The difference between me and your god.

The internet is a lot like ancient Egypt.

You need some ice for that?

If Nicholas Cage were a Pokemon.

How do you hold your tea?

Mythical things that actually existed.

Super Selfies!

Iron Man and Silver Surfer.

There is no WE in FOOD.

We are all tied.

Japanese vs. American.