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Diggy diggy hole, bitch.
Diggy diggy hole, bitch.
Nice one, Jeffry.
Nice one, Jeffry.
I’m in stage potato, personally.
I’m in stage potato, personally.
*bites apple*
*bites apple*
The straw collector strikes again.
The straw collector strikes again.
oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.
oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.
Sincerely, Vlad…
Sincerely, Vlad…
Whoms body?
Whoms body?
Viking weddings are almost as lit as their funerals.
Viking weddings are almost as lit as their funerals.
Beware the fingies.
Beware the fingies.
The case of the missing bagel…
The case of the missing bagel…
More like Jerry Garcia…
More like Jerry Garcia…
And now… WE DANCE
And now… WE DANCE
Good luck out there.
Good luck out there.
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Join the conversation
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.