They were paid actors, probably.

oh no is an understatement

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are