Dear God, Humans ought to be able to hibernate till spring…

Dear God, Humans ought to be able to hibernate till spring...

but where’d it get the knife?

but where’d it get the knife?

mario kart, goldeneye, and the mighty ducks

mario kart, goldeneye, and the mighty ducks

hear ye, hear ye!

hear ye, hear ye!

forever awkward

forever awkward

the deadliest tease

the deadliest tease

we need this in america

we need this in america

there is no escape

there is no escape

suspiciously stoned vampire car

suspiciously stoned vampire car

taco bell headquarters ahead

taco bell headquarters ahead

women don’t fart

women don’t fart

revisionist history

revisionist history

need a bigger sample to test

need a bigger sample to test

please follow me to the suggestion box

please follow me to the suggestion box

well earned ban

well earned ban

she sounds perfect

she sounds perfect