because i needed another reason to visit japan

inflatable baby prison

every color means go to a cyclist

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

turtle burglar

the insurance mafia

the power rangers have very patient villains

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

keep laughing see what happens

you’re*

this description is way too accurate

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

reason #1 is pretty obvious

google ain’t no snitch

all is not well in waffleville