Poster in a Women’s Restroom

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

give me your best conversation stoppers

become ungovernable

you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it

in the real world your dog can call you

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

baby gandalf

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

she was talking to the dog

how to get kicked out of every local gym

the internet us undefeated

ancient multi-tasking

your lab instructor is a furry

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

refuse to lose