Macaulay Caulkin

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

this description is way too accurate

reason #1 is pretty obvious

you’ve got time

keep laughing see what happens

the insurance mafia

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

inflatable baby prison

you’re*

google ain’t no snitch

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

dolphinsarecool!3

all is not well in waffleville

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!