Feeling Lucky?

I could never be a doctor.

I could never be a doctor.
i live my life with no regrets
i live my life with no regrets
her precious
her precious
they won’t be able to mcresist me
they won’t be able to mcresist me
that’s showbiz, baby!
that’s showbiz, baby!
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
you almost sunk my battleship
you almost sunk my battleship
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out
tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out
This would be my response, too
This would be my response, too
i know how capitalism works
i know how capitalism works
and now so do i
and now so do i
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
more stores need this on display
more stores need this on display
this joke is horseshit
this joke is horseshit
miracle dog
miracle dog
Sup+player.
Sup player.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
No+shame.
No shame.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?