Cats love carrots, apparently.

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

This is a brilliant grandpa move

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

When you gotta go, you gotta go

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

write the next line of this story

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone