It’s never too late.

I would buy a pint.

Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.

The USAF did a production run of their fire system, allegedly.

This is an easy win to start things off.

Stanley and Phallus being happy when Darryl was applying for Regional Manager was good yakka.

Another easy win across the board.

Nine months to change a life, even.

When was the last time you opened your eyes, looked up to the skies and saw?

It’s just a glitch, probably.

Everything was bigger, back then.

why they can’t just go around… – momma cheetah, probably.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

Anyone up for a second run on Area-51 now that the military is distracted?

a diet Coke, also…

The Canadians are getting flustered.