Feeling Lucky?

Don’t hurt yourself, Dave.

Don't hurt yourself, Dave.
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Why are we not funding this?!
Why are we not funding this?!
I am a turkey vulture.
I am a turkey vulture.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
My sister sure showed him…
My sister sure showed him…
The hills are alive.
The hills are alive.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Winter is a pain in the butt
Winter is a pain in the butt
such dance
such dance
A moth got trapped in my house!
A moth got trapped in my house!
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
500 yards.
500 yards.
You+are+the+Universe.
You are the Universe.
Ah+choo%21
Ah choo!
Am+I+interrupting+anything+important%3F
Am I interrupting anything important?
Just+me+and+my+nutella%26%238230%3B
Just me and my nutella…
Join the conversation
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+sleep+with+my+husband+before+we+were+married%26%238230%3B
I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married…
Vote+with+your+gum.
Vote with your gum.
I+got+stopped+by+the+police%26%238230%3B
I got stopped by the police…
Every+end+of+month.
Every end of month.
Bored%3F
Bored?
Better+not+go+to+bathroom%26%238230%3B
Better not go to bathroom…
Trust+me%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+coder.
Trust me, I’m a coder.
How+I+feel+about+people+and+their+drama.
How I feel about people and their drama.