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stuck between work and the apocalypse

my first wife and her kids
my first wife and her kids
*not* sent from my iphone
*not* sent from my iphone
gwen stafani was right
gwen stafani was right
fig newtons are delicious
fig newtons are delicious
same song, different perspective
same song, different perspective
the importance of the oxford comma
the importance of the oxford comma
the dream job
the dream job
lord, it’s me again with dominos
lord, it’s me again with dominos
auto generated caption win
auto generated caption win
the best country in the nation
the best country in the nation
let stupidity work itself out
let stupidity work itself out
waking up after a long night of drinking water
waking up after a long night of drinking water
replica gary larson rocket
replica gary larson rocket
straight talk
straight talk
shrek themed birthday cake
shrek themed birthday cake
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Join the conversation
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED