Charge your battery bud, your notifications are about to blow up.

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Metaphorical Observation

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece

I don;’t have an anger problem…

A New Workout Challenge

Rio 2016

Bollywood physics!

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

When you catch two deaf kids roastin’ each other

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

I’ve lost all hope for the future

Nailed it… all the way back in ’97

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.

Predicting the future

Calm your tit.