Fall is coming.

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

google became the thing it sought to destroy

the reverse hero’s journey

political pokemon

you had a good run

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

esrever ygolohcysp

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

i can never show my face in public again