It’s so crazy it just might work..

beware of log

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

um, what now?

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

smells like reborn spirit

mind blowing stuff back then

these are the tools of successful writers

do not feed the animals

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

find your bay leaf confidence

may the force be with your belt

who actually thought this was a good idea?

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!