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they call me cornbread

they call me cornbread
Freaking extroverts.
Freaking extroverts.
Shaped by powerful women
Shaped by powerful women
When I first saw Tom Hanks
When I first saw Tom Hanks
Terrifying the cab driver.
Terrifying the cab driver.
You have a parasite.
You have a parasite.
This will be my new way to say hello
This will be my new way to say hello
Ghosts love Halloween
Ghosts love Halloween
Fisherman
Fisherman
Understanding soul mates.
Understanding soul mates.
How miserable do I have to be?
How miserable do I have to be?
I’m a great gambler.
I’m a great gambler.
I stands for an imaginary number
I stands for an imaginary number
Genetics
Genetics
Every government press conference on Ebola so far
Every government press conference on Ebola so far
Scorpion throne
Scorpion throne
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Hands.
Hands.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Classy.
Classy.
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!