Nap and snackie time!

Nap and snackie time!

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

please send help

please send help

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

soory not soory

soory not soory

The cheeps