No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember this: A virtual fidget spinner is the top free app in the app store right now.

No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember this: A virtual fidget spinner is the top free app in the app store right now.

Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.

Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time

Never turn down tea if it’s offered…

Never turn down tea if it’s offered…

Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.

Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.

I like food and sleep.

I like food and sleep.

Dang it Michael!

Dang it Michael!

Provocative government.

Provocative government.

If you’re ever feeling ignored…

If you’re ever feeling ignored…

Contact lens jewelry.

Contact lens jewelry.

Biker gang protects child abuse victims.

Biker gang protects child abuse victims.

Recycling done right.

Recycling done right.

This is YOUR fault…

This is YOUR fault…

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.

Just one day out of the year.

Just one day out of the year.

There are two types of women in the world…

There are two types of women in the world…