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Relationship status: Shifted

Relationship status: Shifted
Are you sure it’s Monday?
Are you sure it’s Monday?
Words.
Words.
When I’m out of Chapstick…
When I’m out of Chapstick…
Trololol.
Trololol.
When I walk into a public bathroom.
When I walk into a public bathroom.
This job isn’t for everyone…
This job isn’t for everyone…
Define cute.
Define cute.
Internal battles.
Internal battles.
Sing it.
Sing it.
How to be a jerk.
How to be a jerk.
Take note Hollywood.
Take note Hollywood.
Scumbag Morpheus.
Scumbag Morpheus.
Super mushroom cloud.
Super mushroom cloud.
Evolution.
Evolution.
Sad Spiderman is sad.
Sad Spiderman is sad.
I+may+be+blind%26%238230%3B
I may be blind…
Feline+Physics
Feline Physics
You+broke+the+rules%2C+mom%26%238230%3B
You broke the rules, mom…
Yoga+with+children%26%238230%3B
Yoga with children…
Join the conversation
This%26%238230%3Bis%26%238230%3BSPARROW
This…is…SPARROW
Two+worlds+divided+in+New+York.
Two worlds divided in New York.
Hillary+Stormborn+of+house+Clinton
Hillary Stormborn of house Clinton
Things+just+got+weird.
Things just got weird.
The+smartest+man+alive
The smartest man alive
The+10+Commandments+From+A+Dog%26%238217%3Bs+Perspective
The 10 Commandments From A Dog’s Perspective
Watering+Penguins+in+Copenhagen+Zoo%2C+1957
Watering Penguins in Copenhagen Zoo, 1957
Comfortable+Conservatory
Comfortable Conservatory