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The Armor of Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand II

The Armor of Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand II
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
Here’s a riddle, son.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
Watt+the+actual+heck
Watt the actual heck
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
do+you+want+doors%26%238230%3B%3F
do you want doors…?
After+He+turned+water+into+wine%26%238230%3B
After He turned water into wine…
Join the conversation
Cookies+goood.
Cookies goood.
That+would+be+an+interesting+timeline%26%238230%3B
That would be an interesting timeline…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Roger+you+ignorant+slut.
Roger you ignorant slut.
Can+I+hire+you+to+write+my+obit%3F
Can I hire you to write my obit?
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Beware+the+bears.
Beware the bears.