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I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…

I could wear this T-shirt out on the town...
it’s pronounced “yiff”
it’s pronounced “yiff”
the purrfect life
the purrfect life
work hard, wait hard
work hard, wait hard
melon felon aisle defile
melon felon aisle defile
heart-felt decorating
heart-felt decorating
santa serenade
santa serenade
workin’ hard at hardly workin’
workin’ hard at hardly workin’
cat-ptured essence
cat-ptured essence
double tree-tment
double tree-tment
“What’s new?”
“What’s new?”
christmas scorn-ament
christmas scorn-ament
shopping for yourself
shopping for yourself
time flying by
time flying by
slow robot
slow robot
getting with the times
getting with the times
cats+love+the+sun
cats love the sun
sea+level
sea level
her+last+name+is+best
her last name is best
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week
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the+joys+of+parenting
the joys of parenting
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
the+part+of+the+movie+disney+won%26%238217%3Bt+let+you+see
the part of the movie disney won’t let you see
dads+love+it+when+a+plan+comes+together
dads love it when a plan comes together
guy+on+internet+is+an+idiot
guy on internet is an idiot
we%26%238217%3Bve+come+a+long+way
we’ve come a long way
guess+what+happens+next
guess what happens next