no shame in his hair game

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

this is how many sides a circle has

flat earthers were right the whole time

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

toast and butter is an everyday phase

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”