When you ask your mom if you can stop at McDonald’s on the way home

When you ask your mom if you can stop at McDonald's on the way home

Don’t forget to write…

Don’t forget to write…

Find something worth smiling about.

Find something worth smiling about.

And I took that personally.

And I took that personally.

The days were golden, and carefree.

The days were golden, and carefree.

*mic drop*

Amazon’s finest

Amazon’s finest

…look at all them real boys.

…look at all them real boys.

Good luck out there…

Good luck out there…

Nevermore, motherclucker

Nevermore, motherclucker

The jokes they found along the way…

The jokes they found along the way…

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

He thought his cat loved him…

He thought his cat loved him…

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

Thanks madre…

Thanks madre…