He was down for some exercise, allegedly.

comrade cat

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

good luck, punks

don’t even think about it, garfield

what fish think when you’re fishing

hippotato

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

ancient simpsons

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

and the answer is?

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

man’s oldest friend

there were no witnesses

adding to my vernacular

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed