Being a grownup is weird.

and now i’m one lego set richer

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

parenting done right

natty and noods: the deal of the century

modest zombies

interesting interpretation

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

generation hobbit

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

does anyone object?

the safest way to travel my ass

I’m fine

and the cat never returned

you can se the spite in its eyes