SURPRISE, MUTHAFUKA!

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Play Football With Me, Father!

Maine Coon papa’s

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Perfect camouflage

Thank you, please come again!

Powdered garbage

You don’t want this, girl.

Drink more water.

Snail teeth

[B]runch

Work smarter not harder.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

He’s not wrong