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sweep me off my feet

It’s time to bring the baby cage back
It’s time to bring the baby cage back
wHy Is ThE oCeAn FiLlInG uP wItH pLaStIc? /s
wHy Is ThE oCeAn FiLlInG uP wItH pLaStIc? /s
Dresser will protec.
Dresser will protec.
Everything trying to kill you dow nunda..
Everything trying to kill you dow nunda..
A captain and his ship
A captain and his ship
I’m going to to do what I like to call a pro-gamer move.
I’m going to to do what I like to call a pro-gamer move.
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
Natural gas scented scratch and sniff is my favorite.
Natural gas scented scratch and sniff is my favorite.
Grandma has having none of yours.
Grandma has having none of yours.
Growing old seems really scary.
Growing old seems really scary.
Just plug it in, brother.
Just plug it in, brother.
Snacks for self soothing.
Snacks for self soothing.
Government contracts have high margins!
Government contracts have high margins!
It’s not always the obvious ones.
It’s not always the obvious ones.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
besties+forever
besties forever
oh+hi+mom
oh hi mom
the+armor+of+furrost
the armor of furrost
leave+it+to+a+mom
leave it to a mom
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well+pee-haw%2C+pardner
well pee-haw, pardner
based+cyanide+%26%23038%3B+happiness
based cyanide & happiness
just+like+you+told+me%2C+dad
just like you told me, dad
the+signs+do+add+up
the signs do add up
don%26%238217%3Bt+care+how+big+it+is%2C+i%26%238217%3Bll+just+use+my+cloth+to+avoid+it
don’t care how big it is, i’ll just use my cloth to avoid it
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+talent
now that’s a talent
oh+YEAH+brother
oh YEAH brother
its+a+little+white+lie%26%238230%3B
its a little white lie…